1. You have an excuse to be scatter-brained and/or forgetful.
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Example: When your visiting teaching companion calls you a week before the appointment to tell you about the woman you are going to be visiting and tells you that she's blind, if you're reading the lesson to her and ask her if she wants to read the next quote and she replies, "I can't read," you don't have to feel bad because you're pregnant and you forgot she was blind.
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2. You can blame certain guilty pleasures on the baby.
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Example: I normally don't eat at Taco Bell, but in my first trimester the baby kept asking for Baja Beef Chalupas. Incessant little bugger, but I aim to please. S/he also really likes Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. As a midwife (or any person with common sense), I know these are not the most healthful things I could be feeding my baby, but I think it is strengthening our mother-child relationship to show the baby that I can listen to its needs while still in the womb.
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3. You may find yourself with boobs that you never had before. (See exhibit A: Our "Let the Good Times Roll" banner picture.) Or your husband may find them.
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Example: Jamie steps out of the shower and thinks to herself, "Man, these things are getting HUGE!" Then she goes and puts on her 36A padded bra. Example: Kevin is heard to be saying things while in bed like, "Wow, a whole handful now!"
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Being pregnant is awesome.
P.S. The ultrasound will be October 13th :)
12 comments:
You're hilarious! Hopefully the sister you were visit teaching wasn't too offended. The boobs may go back down to size, (or if you have my luck they may end up smaller!) Enjoy them while you can ;)
I think you are the funniest woman I know! You won't be using that padded bra for long, sister!
I think your baby just likes to say "chalupa." What kid wouldn't? Sounds like the Oompa Loompas from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
My wife is smart enough to not quote me often, but when she does it's always profound.
-Kevypoo
I can tell this baby knows his grandma already--the faster the food, the better.
Jamie, did you ask your mother if you could talk dirty on your blog?! My goodness.
Maran - I'm hoping the sister wasn't too offended either. I think she'll forgive me. Maybe I'll post a boob shrinkage one after I'm done breastfeeding... we'll just have to see :)
Megan - Thanks!
Nicea - The baby also likes to say "chawarma" but I haven't eaten any of those.
Mom - What?? I didn't say any bad words like SOMEBODY I know...
Too much information.
I love it! You remind me so much of your mom in your writing styles. Too funny. Finally having boobs is definitely a plus when it comes to pregnancy!
I almost just died of laughter.:-D Thanks! I needed that.
It is so wonderful to hear that you are pregnant! Congrats and good luck with your own delivery. I have loved doing it myself so much. It is so empowering and I know you are going to do awesome!
I didn't realize you were having a baby. Congratulations.
You made my morning... Thanks for taking good care of my son! :-)
Heee... His dad will love this! LOL
It sounds like s/he is already ruling the roost letting their wants known.
This grandma is anxiously looking forward to the 13th!
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